Dreams...

So being pregnant and all, I have been having some crazy, off the wall dreams. It just makes me wonder where in the heck my sub-conscious comes up with this stuff.

Sadly I had some crazy dreams early on, but I didn't write them down and I can't remember them at all.

Dream #1:

(This was after Florida and seeing the Everglades) I was sitting at home on the edge of my tub, painting my toes. Then I realized that I had this weird fungus growing on the bottoms of both my feet. But this wasn't your regular fungus, it was green and blue and it was hair like! I had a hair fungus growing on the bottoms of my feet! As I started to pluck them out off my feet, they started to move like hair does when it is under water, ya know, slowly follows your movements... When I realized what the hair fungus was doing I started to wiggle my feet and play with the fungus...

and that was it. I woke up. weird.


Dream #2

(This one was a while back, before I knew what I was having)

I was in labor, and it was really really easy. And I was sent home from the hospital right away. I was holding my baby, and thinking how fun it was to be a mom. At home I was trying to get things ready for my baby, but my hands were full holding the baby. So my Mom suggested to put the baby in the freezer. (This seem perfectly normal in my dream.) So I put the baby in the freezer and got busy with all the things I needed to get done. Well I semi-forgot about my baby, and had to hurry up and grab it out of the freezer. When I opened the freezer door, my hours old baby was frozen stiff and a purpleish-blueish color.... All it could move was it's eyes, and the frozen look on it's face was saying Why mommy?

It was so depressing I woke up and wanted to cry at my terrible mothering skills. I can still see that frozen baby face in my head...

Dream #3

I wasn't pregnant anymore, I just had my baby. Michael and I were looking at houses. And we found one we liked, so we put an offer on it. Later that week I go back to the house alone to look at it again, to see what paint colors I wanted and if our furniture would fit. As I am walking up the stairs I see a ghostly set of feet going up the stairs ahead of me. Then I started gasping for air. The farther up the stairs I go, the less air there is. I finally pass out and get that eerie sinking feeling like I died.

I woke up as soon as I died in the dream. Rolled over and went right back to bed. Usually when I have that creepy of a dream it takes me forever to fall back asleep.

Dream#4:

We were at an out door play. I was sitting right in front and wearing my wedding dress. (I don't know why I was wearing my wedding dress, but I was) An actress in the play had to crouch down at my feet so she could hop on the stage and and do her thing, and then hop back off. So I was holding up my wedding dress at my knees so she could hide right there. Well the first time she hops on the stage and does her little bit and then hops back off right where I was sitting. Well the second time she hopped on the stage she had this huge brown stain on her butt. I was like, "what the!?" I look down where she was sitting, and she POOPED on my leg! (Since my gag reflex is still not what it used to be) I quickly look up and yell hurry and wipe it off!!

And then I woke up. The only reason I remember this dream so well is because when I was getting ready to go to work I saw the Clorox wipes sitting on my bathroom counter, and thought,"Oh good I need one of those now!" Then I remembered my dream, and started giggling...